Funny questions I get......
At our Bistro I sometimes get a question 「How much will it cost me.....」 I say: 「It depends on the person ...and the menu is here you can see all the prices.」 and they say: 「I am quite a big eater so is it enough for me? Will I be full? ...」 I don't know what to say.... because I don't know the person, if a person eats a lot and how much? I am small but I eat a lot too..... Sometimes I feel like saying " Do you want to tell me .....well.....for your size, you are bigger than me you need to order two main dishes." but this is sooo rude! so "I don't really get this kind of questioning." Another funny question is.... 「How long in advance do I have to book a table?」 ::「When do you want to come?」 「Oh I don't know yet.」 ::「Then when you know you can book a table.」 That is simple enough isn't it!? Anyway those questions always come from women.....